Top 5 reasons you should vote for me in the TWISTEE Awards:
5) If I get three votes it will be obvious it was just my mom, daughter, and wife
4) To offset Parker and Brad’s clandestine votes for Bitcoin
3) Jason and I barely talked about this decade
2) 6 startups: 2 pushes, 1 failure, 2 successes, 1 in-progress
1) A mother fucking NeXT tattoo on my leg for nearly 20 years, bitches
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